I punched my wife this morning

Don’t get me wrong.

I’m no wife-beater. For one –
she could kick my buttski
because…

She goes to boxing lessons at
our local gym every Monday
morning and today she took me.

It started out well…

I was holding my own during the
pre-boxing warm up exercises
but then things went wrong.

We partnered up and my missus
was holding the pads as I got
gloved up looking like a cross
between Rocky and Mr Muscle.

The exercise was simple. On paper.

Punch the pads for 15 counts, then
both you and your partner do a star
jump.

However…

I was so tired at this point I’d lost
count of how many punches
I’d thrown.

It all went into super slow-mo…

My wife dropped the pads in
preparation to do her star jump
and old Duracell bunny
here kept on punching!

I whalloped her square in the face
with a right hook.

Ooops.

Fortunately, it had about as much
venom as a gerbil and ended in
laughter and not tears.

My point?

Timing is everything.

So don’t make the same mistake
I did and get your timings wrong
tomorrow because it will cost
you.

You see, a short while ago
I trained a 15-year old kid from
zero to $18k in less than 3 days
and wrote down how I did it
in a special report.

It’s called “Child’s Play Profits”.

And tomorrow you can get
an early bird “friends of Cheney”
knockout discount on the report
but you must fly like a butterfly
because it expires after 24 hours.

So get up early tomorrow,
eat some raw eggs, punch
some meat and skip on
over to the checkout to
grab your 50% knockout
discount before it’s pulled
down at the end of the day.

(I’ll email you the link
and special discount
coupon code tomorrow)

Until then, you are cordially
invited to join me for the
pre-fight weigh-in where you
can get a sneaky peek of
tomorrow’s main event (see
link in comments).

http://www.childsplayprofits.com/sneaky-peek/

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