Yes Officer Sir – you can have my underpants

Like most people I’ve had my brushes with the law.

Mine came when I was a long-haired student who should have known better.

They make me shudder.

The questioning, the pat-down, the humiliation.

Yikes.

Don’t get your panties in a bunch though – they were all for minor stuff and I don’t have a record.

But it does set me thinking about what would happen if I was apprehended today.

Whether it’s the police, the FBI or the A-Team one thing is for sure;

I wouldn’t let them take my list.

They can have my undercrackers, my vehicles, my money, my properties and even (Heaven forbid) my bicycles.

But they’d better stay away from my list.

Because having a list of cool subscribers like you is, quite frankly, da bomb.

I can help change people’s lives for the better.

I can reach tens of thousands of people every single week.

And I can click “Send” and make money in a flash.

Having a list does this.

Get yours here;

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