My dumb home improvement disasters

DIY is not my bag.

Sometimes though – due to ego or national holidays I’m called upon to grab my trusty toolkit and step into the breach.

It ain’t pretty.

One time I was trying to hammer a nail into a wall and I accidentally smashed a hole in the plaster the size of a small dog.

Oh shitzu.

Another time I was trying to mend a metal leg of my kids’ trampoline (with a hammer) and ended up crushing my fingers instead.


And another time I was trying to put a flat-pack book case together but had trouble with the screws so I grabbed – yes you guessed it – my trusty hammer and proceeded to knock 50 shades of shizzle out of it.

I had to throw the whole thing out after that.

The lesson here?

I should expand my toolkit to more than just a hammer.

It’s like internet marketing.

You need a FULL toolkit so no matter what the situation – traffic, list building or affiliate marketing – you have the right tool to get the job done.

So grab your utility belt and tool-up with the best income improvement tools you need to build bumper business profits.

These are the exact same tools John Thornhill and Dave Nicholson used to make $1.1 million this year, now they’re yours;


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