Sometimes, amongst all the douchebags I get an email in my inbox from a nice (albeit slightly strange) person;
“To michael I’m not gay. But I LOVE you !! You truly are an amazing person. Your emails are unique. Your plume is unique. How God has been able to create a guy like you ?! Greetings from Reunion Island Bertrand”
What’s the lesson here?
#1. I have a unique plume (I should really go tend to that)
#2. You should grab this right now to start making money ASAP;
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