Heck.

The guy doesn’t need it (how many more grey T-Shirts does a billionaire really need anyway?).

And while it keeps his shareholders happy you dipping into your wallet and paying for ads which never work is not cutting the mustard for your bank balance.

Wouldn’t you like to see a simple way of getting guaranteed returns every time you ran a Facebook ad?

A way you can know, with certainty, that every ad you run is going to put money into your account rather than take it out?

Yes, you would.

And that is why, Padre, you need to wrap your little pork chops around this amazing offer;

http://www.michaelcheney.com/ads/

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