Captain Obvious strikes again

Good Day Earthling!

Captain Obvious here with an important bulletin for your eyeballs;

You need traffic.


You need traffic.

(I told you this was obvious).

What’s not so obvious is how to get it.

Last time I looked there were approximately seven basquillion ways to get traffic online.

(and all of them were a ball-ache)

There is an easier way (isn’t there always?) and it involves using a patented software which will get the traffic for you.

It does require your input though.

It’s a human-powered “machine” – kinda like a bicycle except one which creates traffic and not overly-sized quad muscles.

Captain Obvious highly recommends you wrap your mortal mitts around this one – it’s a keeper;


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