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	<title>Michael Cheney BlogI punched my wife this morning &#8211; Michael Cheney Blog</title>
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		<title>I punched my wife this morning</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2014 16:09:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Cheney</dc:creator>
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				<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t get me wrong. I&#8217;m no wife-beater. For one &#8211; she could kick my buttski because&#8230; She goes to boxing lessons at our local gym every Monday morning and today she took me. It started out well&#8230; I was holding my own during the pre-boxing warm up exercises but then things went wrong. We partnered [&#8230;]]]></description>
					<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t get me wrong.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m no wife-beater. For one &#8211;<br />
she could kick my buttski<br />
because&#8230;</p>
<p>She goes to boxing lessons at<br />
our local gym every Monday<br />
morning and today she took me.</p>
<p>It started out well&#8230;</p>
<p>I was holding my own during the<br />
pre-boxing warm up exercises<br />
but then things went wrong.</p>
<p>We partnered up and my missus<br />
was holding the pads as I got<br />
gloved up looking like a cross<br />
between Rocky and Mr Muscle.</p>
<p>The exercise was simple. On paper.</p>
<p>Punch the pads for 15 counts, then<br />
both you and your partner do a star<br />
jump.</p>
<p>However&#8230;</p>
<p>I was so tired at this point I&#8217;d lost<br />
count of how many punches<br />
I&#8217;d thrown.</p>
<p>It all went into super slow-mo&#8230;</p>
<p>My wife dropped the pads in<br />
preparation to do her star jump<br />
and old Duracell bunny<br />
here kept on punching!</p>
<p>I whalloped her square in the face<br />
with a right hook.</p>
<p>Ooops.</p>
<p>Fortunately, it had about as much<br />
venom as a gerbil and ended in<br />
laughter and not tears.</p>
<p>My point?</p>
<p>Timing is everything.</p>
<p>So don&#8217;t make the same mistake<br />
I did and get your timings wrong<br />
tomorrow because it will cost<br />
you.</p>
<p>You see, a short while ago<br />
I trained a 15-year old kid from<br />
zero to $18k in less than 3 days<br />
and wrote down how I did it<br />
in a special report. </p>
<p>It&#8217;s called &#8220;Child&#8217;s Play Profits&#8221;.</p>
<p>And tomorrow you can get<br />
an early bird &#8220;friends of Cheney&#8221;<br />
knockout discount on the report<br />
but you must fly like a butterfly<br />
because it expires after 24 hours. </p>
<p>So get up early tomorrow,<br />
eat some raw eggs, punch<br />
some meat and skip on<br />
over to the checkout to<br />
grab your 50% knockout<br />
discount before it&#8217;s pulled<br />
down at the end of the day.</p>
<p>(I&#8217;ll email you the link<br />
and special discount<br />
coupon code tomorrow) </p>
<p>Until then, you are cordially<br />
invited to join me for the<br />
pre-fight weigh-in where you<br />
can get a sneaky peek of<br />
tomorrow&#8217;s main event (see<br />
link in comments).<br />
<a href=" http://www.childsplayprofits.com/sneaky-peek/"><br />
http://www.childsplayprofits.com/sneaky-peek/</a></p>
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