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	<title>Michael Cheney Blog&#8220;My minion&#8217;s stuck on the ceiling!&#8221; &#8211; Michael Cheney Blog</title>
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		<title>&#8220;My minion&#8217;s stuck on the ceiling!&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2015 12:14:18 +0000</pubDate>
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				<description><![CDATA[You do some crazy shizzle as a parent. Take this morning. I was busy making breakfast when my daughter shouts through from the sun room; &#8220;Daddy &#8211; my minion&#8217;s stuck on the ceiling!&#8221; We&#8217;d bought her a giant helium balloon in the shape of a yellow minion at the fairground yesterday. It had escaped. And [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>Take this morning.</p>
<p>I was busy making breakfast when my daughter shouts through from the sun room;</p>
<p>&#8220;Daddy &#8211; my minion&#8217;s stuck on the ceiling!&#8221;</p>
<p>We&#8217;d bought her a giant helium balloon in the shape of a yellow minion at the fairground yesterday.</p>
<p>It had escaped.</p>
<p>And was now out of reach of her (and me) silently mocking us all at the top of the high ceiling.</p>
<p>Cheeky minion.</p>
<p>So I climbed onto the sofa and did what any other self-respecting Dad would have done;</p>
<p>Jumped up and down like a possessed kangaroo until I got enough momentum to reach the darned thing.</p>
<p>Minion re-captured. Peace restored.</p>
<p>All in a day&#8217;s work.</p>
<p>Aside from that, today I&#8217;ve been preparing for my biggest product release in 7 years;</p>
<p>The Commission Machine.</p>
<p>It goes live at 09:00am EST tomorrow (Tue 24th Feb) and you&#8217;ll be hearing lots about it.</p>
<p>For now, let me just whet your appetite with this review I got in today from a paying customer (he begged to pay me and let him in early);</p>
<p>&#8220;One Step I Learned Paid For My Ticket On The First Day; It&#8217;s very fresh and has all the steps without leaving anything out.</p>
<p>He shows you a common mistake that many of us make and how to correct it.</p>
<p>This one step alone paid for my ticket on the first day. This is a real goldmine here.</p>
<p>He shows you how you can have a full calendar of money coming in every day using his formula and&#8230; how to use a super secret marketing method, apply it to your promotion and triple your income on just that one event.</p>
<p>I highly recommend this product to anyone doing or wanting to do affiliate marketing.&#8221; &#8211; Joe</p>
<p>See you tomorrow for the Grand Opening at 09:00am EST.</p>
<p>And yes &#8211; you might get &#8220;one or two&#8221; emails from other marketers about this because they&#8217;ve seen inside and liked what they saw too. <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/13.1.0/72x72/1f609.png" alt="😉" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>(c) Copyright 2015. All rights reserved. Please do not try to copy or swipe this because even my lawyers have lawyers.</p>
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