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		<title>Total disaster</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2015 09:18:14 +0000</pubDate>
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				<description><![CDATA[The following takes place between the hours of 03:30am and 04:30am this morning&#8230; I wake from a fitful sleep with a start; &#8220;Oh crap &#8211; I&#8217;ve forgotten to tell my hosting company about the hundreds of thousands of people who will be coming to my website for today&#8217;s launch.&#8221; Cue frantic scrabbling for my iPhone [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>I wake from a fitful sleep with a start;</p>
<p>&#8220;Oh crap &#8211; I&#8217;ve forgotten to tell my hosting company about the hundreds of thousands of people who will be coming to my website for today&#8217;s launch.&#8221;</p>
<p>Cue frantic scrabbling for my iPhone in the dark.</p>
<p>I text my tech guy there Richard and he says;</p>
<p>&#8220;No probs &#8211; I&#8217;ll just reboot your server and add in more memory and beef up the core.&#8221;</p>
<p>I have no idea what that means but I know it means the server won&#8217;t crash when all the traffic slams it today.</p>
<p>Then comes the problem&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8220;Michael, you&#8217;re not gonna like this but I can&#8217;t get back in. Your server has locked me out and all your websites are offline and&#8230;</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t think I can fix this in time for launch.&#8221;</p>
<p>Total. Disaster.</p>
<p>Fortunately, because he&#8217;s freakin&#8217; awesome, Richard found a way to get back in and we are back up and running with a high-powered, streamlined super server ready for the traffic stampede.</p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>
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