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	<title>Michael Cheney BlogAttack of the sugar-crazed 3-year olds from hell &#8211; Michael Cheney Blog</title>
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		<title>Attack of the sugar-crazed 3-year olds from hell</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2015 22:33:12 +0000</pubDate>
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				<description><![CDATA[Once the cake came out I knew it was all going to kick off&#8230; It was a recipe for disaster from the start really; &#8211; A community hall full of 3-year olds &#8211; More sugar-based products than the Willy Wonka factory &#8211; And noisy party-trumpets handed out to each and every minion Then throw in [&#8230;]]]></description>
					<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-769" src="https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/people-309096_640-300x229.png" alt="people-309096_640" width="300" height="229" srcset="https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/people-309096_640-300x229.png 300w, https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/people-309096_640-518x395.png 518w, https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/people-309096_640-82x63.png 82w, https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/people-309096_640-600x458.png 600w, https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/people-309096_640.png 640w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Once the cake came out I knew it was all going to kick off&#8230;</p>
<p>It was a recipe for disaster from the start really;</p>
<p>&#8211; A community hall full of 3-year olds</p>
<p>&#8211; More sugar-based products than the Willy Wonka factory</p>
<p>&#8211; And noisy party-trumpets handed out to each and every minion</p>
<p>Then throw in a liberal sprinkling of blatant disregard for rules, boundaries or parenting of any kind and there you have the makings of an infernal Sunday afternoon.</p>
<p>The first kid to toot on one of the trumpets was so pleased with himself.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll even go so far as to say I smiled.</p>
<p>It was kinda cute.</p>
<p>But then the next kid tooted their trumpet and the exact same harsh tone came out of it.</p>
<p>And the next and the next and the next.</p>
<p>And before you know it &#8211; the whole room was reverberating to the dreadful cacophony of trumpet-tooting toddlers all blasting out the same awful note.</p>
<p>Kill me now.</p>
<p>And it set me thinking &#8211; it&#8217;s just like marketing.</p>
<p>One marketer starts tooting on a monotone party-trumpet and people take notice.</p>
<p>Then another one pipes up tooting the same note.</p>
<p>Then another.</p>
<p>And before you know it you don&#8217;t hear trumpets &#8211; you just hear noise.</p>
<p>And it makes you want to kill yourself.</p>
<p>And this, my friend, is why you need to play a different tune online.</p>
<p>Stand out from the trumpet-tooting marketers of doom.</p>
<p>Because when you do &#8211; you stand out, you get noticed, you get listened to and you make sales.</p>
<p>A few months ago I was just tooting like every other marketer.</p>
<p>Now I play my own tune (thanks to the help of Omar Martin) and it&#8217;s helped take my business from losing money to making $100k a month.</p>
<p>And now, I&#8217;m going to teach you (as a totally free bonus) how to do the same thing;</p>
<p>STEP 1. Feast your eyes on everything you&#8217;re getting in the free bonus here;</p>
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<p>STEP 2. Put down your tiny tooting trumpet and join &#8220;My Unfair Advantage&#8221;;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.michaelcheney.com/myunfairadvantage/">http://www.michaelcheney.com/myunfairadvantage/</a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>(c) Copyright 2015. All rights reserved. Please do not try to copy or swipe this because even my lawyers have lawyers.</p>
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