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		<title>Stick Viagra in your gas tank?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2015 12:46:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Cheney</dc:creator>
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				<description><![CDATA[I saw a weird TV ad the other day where a Viagra pill is accidentally dropped into a little car&#8217;s gas tank and it turns it into this beefed up muscley car. (Talk about trying to target guys with small wieners.) Anyhoo, my point here is that if you&#8217;re a product owner, or thinking of [&#8230;]]]></description>
					<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" src="https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/cartridge-160415_640-298x300.png" alt="cartridge-160415_640" width="298" height="300" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1209" srcset="https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/cartridge-160415_640-298x300.png 298w, https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/cartridge-160415_640-150x150.png 150w, https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/cartridge-160415_640-35x35.png 35w, https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/cartridge-160415_640-398x400.png 398w, https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/cartridge-160415_640-82x83.png 82w, https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/cartridge-160415_640-600x604.png 600w, https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/cartridge-160415_640.png 636w" sizes="(max-width: 298px) 100vw, 298px" />I saw a weird TV ad the other day where a Viagra pill is accidentally dropped into a little car&#8217;s gas tank and it turns it into this beefed up muscley car.</p>
<p>(Talk about trying to target guys with small wieners.)</p>
<p>Anyhoo, my point here is that if you&#8217;re a product owner, or thinking of creating or launching a product there&#8217;s a &#8220;little blue pill&#8221; you cannot afford to be without.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s affiliates.</p>
<p>Without enough top quality affiliates on board for your launch your sales will, frankly, blow chunks.</p>
<p>And you don&#8217;t want that.</p>
<p>So the question is:-</p>
<p>How do you build an army of super affiliates to mail your shizzle?</p>
<p>Well I&#8217;m gonna teach you how in a free webinar I&#8217;m holding next week called;</p>
<p>&#8220;Affiliate Avalanche &#8211; LIVE&#8221; ~ How to build an army of affiliates to mail your shizzle ~</p>
<p>On this Live event with me you&#8217;ll discover;</p>
<p>* The NASA-inspired process which turns your products into a guaranteed hot seller. (Knowing this one thing alone can result in adding an extra $10k to your profit overnight).</p>
<p>* The &#8220;Doomsday Principle&#8221; guaranteed to attract masses of super-affiliates to your launch. (Just do this one simple step and watch what happens.)</p>
<p>* A secret place where you can list your product for free and get tons of big-name affiliate sign-ups. (Perfect if you want to make a big splash with your first product.)</p>
<p>* The clever (and very sneaky) &#8220;late-night TV method&#8221; to getting big name JVs to promote hard for you. (Even if you&#8217;re a fresh- faced newbie.)</p>
<p>* A secret way to triple your affiliate traffic in one fell swoop and the exact tool you need to do it. (Hint: It&#8217;s extremely simple and I&#8217;ve never seen anyone teaching this before.)</p>
<p>* The bizarre (yet ingenious) &#8220;My Name is Earl&#8221; way to get a record number of affiliates promoting your product. (I seen a couple of smart people use this to get some of the biggest names in the industry to promote their stuff and it works even if they don&#8217;t really know who you are.)</p>
<p>* How to (ethically) get any big name JV to mail your stuff. (Nobody else knows this because I invented it and it gives you the upperhand over your competitors.)</p>
<p>* The incredible &#8220;Jedi mind trick&#8221; which hypnotizes even big name affiliates into promoting your product. (Only me and a handful of other top marketers know this exists and now you&#8217;re in the secret club too.)</p>
<p>* How to attract masses of big name affiliates using the tactic of an 1841 New York City museum owner. (This intriguing, yet simple, method transforms you into an instant &#8220;player&#8221; in the digital product marketplace &#8211; even if you&#8217;re just starting out).</p>
<p>* The &#8220;Tour de France&#8221; secret to hitting the JVZoo Top Sellers list on your first day. (Used all the time by the elite, top-level, super-rich product launchers.)</p>
<p>* The legal (and ethical) way to put your affiliates on steroids so they mail hard and often. (And no, this has nothing to do with prizes, commissions or bribes.) Here&#8217;s how to attend:-</p>
<p>You can grab your seat on this training event as a free bonus when you invest in &#8220;WP Affiliate Builder&#8221; when it goes live later this week.</p>
<p>(It&#8217;s a cool plugin I personally use every time I launch to get tons more affiliates, traffic and sales. It&#8217;s the brainchild of my buddies Omar Martin and Dave Nicholson.)</p>
<p>And yes;</p>
<p>You&#8217;ll see plenty o&#8217; folks throwing all kinds of weird a whacky bonuses into the mix for this.</p>
<p>But if you want to learn, live, from someone who&#8217;s made $321602.40 in sales from affiliates in the past few months then claim your seat on this webinar by grabbing WP Affiliate Builder thru my link.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>c) Copyright 2015. All rights reserved. Please do not try to copy or swipe this because even my lawyers have lawyer</p>
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