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	<title>Michael Cheney BlogAttack of the desperado douchebags &#8211; Michael Cheney Blog</title>
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		<title>Attack of the desperado douchebags</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2015 07:33:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Cheney</dc:creator>
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				<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Hey bro&#8221; [This d-bag doesn&#8217;t know me from Adam] &#8220;I know you&#8217;ve not heard from me in a while&#8221; [Yeah &#8211; &#8216;cos we don&#8217;t know each other and you only spam me when you want something] &#8220;But I have this supercool launch coming&#8221; [No shit. I am shocked and surprised at the turn this email [&#8230;]]]></description>
					<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" src="https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/people-309096_640-300x229.png" alt="people-309096_640" width="300" height="229" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-769" srcset="https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/people-309096_640-300x229.png 300w, https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/people-309096_640-518x395.png 518w, https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/people-309096_640-82x63.png 82w, https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/people-309096_640-600x458.png 600w, https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/people-309096_640.png 640w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />&#8220;Hey bro&#8221; [This d-bag doesn&#8217;t know me from Adam]</p>
<p>&#8220;I know you&#8217;ve not heard from me in a while&#8221; [Yeah &#8211; &#8216;cos we don&#8217;t know each other and you only spam me when you want something]</p>
<p>&#8220;But I have this supercool launch coming&#8221; [No shit. I am shocked and surprised at the turn this email has taken &#8211; I thought you were just reaching out to say hi.]</p>
<p>&#8220;And it goes live tomorrow&#8221; [Thanks for 24 hours notice on your bag of crap launch &#8211; this gives me a whole day to think of reasons I&#8217;m not going to promote it.]</p>
<p>&#8220;My affiliate system is down so sorry for this mass BCC email to you&#8221; [Cough-boolsheet, cough, cough]</p>
<p>Let me be &#8220;guillotine clear-cut&#8221; on something here;</p>
<p>This is not how to get affiliates.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s how to get ignored, attacked, ridiculed and cast into the infernal hell of internet marketing.</p>
<p>So what&#8217;s the right way to do it?</p>
<p>Glad you asked.</p>
<p>It is possible to get the biggest affiliates to mail for you even if they don&#8217;t know you from Adam.</p>
<p>And you can easily get hundreds of quality affiliates promoting your product even if it&#8217;s your very first launch.</p>
<p>But you need 2 things;</p>
<p>Thing 1. You need the same plugin I use to get affiliates to mail for me like crazy &#8211; it&#8217;s called Affiliate Builder.</p>
<p>Thing 2. You need to know the best &#8220;affiliate-getting&#8221; process and secret Jedi tricks used to hypnotize affiliates to mail for you like mo-fo&#8217;s.</p>
<p>When you grab Affiliate Builder through my link below you&#8217;ll learn all this stuff and more in a the free webinar I&#8217;m holding next week &#8220;Affiliate Avalanche&#8221;:-</p>
<p>You&#8217;ll get instant access in your JVZoo customer page after you order.</p>
<p>Buy Affiliate Builder here;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.michaelcheney.com/affiliatebuilder/">http://www.michaelcheney.com/affiliatebuilder/</a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>c) Copyright 2015. All rights reserved. Please do not try to copy or swipe this because even my lawyers have lawyer</p>
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