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	<title>Michael Cheney BlogI turn my back for a second and my wife&#8230; &#8211; Michael Cheney Blog</title>
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		<title>I turn my back for a second and my wife&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2015 13:35:55 +0000</pubDate>
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				<description><![CDATA[Goes onto Amazon and buys a 10 kilo bag of swan and duck food. Yep. I shizzle you not. I love my wife to pieces but, seriously, I pray every day for the day Amazon ceases trading. Apparently feeding bread to the ducks is not how we do things in the Cheney household. No. We [&#8230;]]]></description>
					<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" src="https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/backman-303972_640-150x300.png" alt="backman-303972_640" width="150" height="300" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1391" srcset="https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/backman-303972_640-150x300.png 150w, https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/backman-303972_640-200x400.png 200w, https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/backman-303972_640-82x164.png 82w, https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/backman-303972_640.png 320w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Goes onto Amazon and buys a 10 kilo bag of swan and duck food.</p>
<p>Yep.</p>
<p>I shizzle you not.</p>
<p>I love my wife to pieces but, seriously, I pray every day for the day Amazon ceases trading.</p>
<p>Apparently feeding bread to the ducks is not how we do things in the Cheney household.</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>We need scientifically-engineered and nutrionally-balanced swan and duck food (at $20 per bag I should add).</p>
<p>But let&#8217;s face it;</p>
<p>We all buy shizzle we don&#8217;t really need.</p>
<p>So today, stop yourself from buying that crap movie you&#8217;ll never watch, that T-shirt you&#8217;ll never wear and that duck food you&#8217;ll never eat.</p>
<p>And instead stump up 7 of your hard-earned greenbacks on something worthwhile instead;</p>
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