“The email I got from JVZoo CLEARLY states the price of your product is $7 do you still persist in standing by your claims when the email very obviously refutes them?”

Okay, deep breath…

Here’s my reply to Mr. Tard;

“You seriously need to get a grip.

1. This is $3 we’re talking about

2. JVZoo awards a product of the DAY (24 hour period – 0001am to 2359pm EST time)

3. They sent an email on the day we were awarded and you failed to act until the day after (when the price had gone up)

You missed the boat, plain and simple – if you’d bought when the email was sent (not when you read it) OR during the entire 4 days I emailed my list 10 times about it you could have got in for $7.

Anyway, with your attitude, quite frankly, I’m glad you didn’t.

I’ve unsubscribed you from all my lists to save you any further undue stress and confusion.”

The lessons here?

#1. When you see a great opportunity (like you will on tonight’s live webinar) you need to jump on it right away.

#2. I decide who has the privilege of becoming my customer (not the other way around)

#3. I have a “Zero Psychotard Policy”

So come join me for tonight’s live training where you’ll discover the only way left for the little guy to get rich on Facebook (unless you’re a psychotard of course in which case there’s a handy unsub link at the bottom of this email for ya);

http://www.michaelcheney.com/only-way-left/

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