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		<title>He handed the kid a balloon then stamped on it</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2015 11:11:55 +0000</pubDate>
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				<description><![CDATA[My family and I just got back from a Santa Break at a well-known resort in the Scottish Highlands and&#8230; It was an absolute blast &#8211; the kids loved it. But there was one member of staff who seemed like he had a grudge against kids. He made he Grinch look like Mother Theresa; In [&#8230;]]]></description>
					<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" src="https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/balloon-1051719_960_720-162x300.jpg" alt="balloon-1051719_960_720" width="162" height="300" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-2984" srcset="https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/balloon-1051719_960_720-162x300.jpg 162w, https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/balloon-1051719_960_720-216x400.jpg 216w, https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/balloon-1051719_960_720-82x152.jpg 82w, https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/balloon-1051719_960_720.jpg 388w" sizes="(max-width: 162px) 100vw, 162px" />My family and I just got back from a Santa Break at a well-known resort in the Scottish Highlands and&#8230;</p>
<p>It was an absolute blast &#8211; the kids loved it.</p>
<p>But there was one member of staff who seemed like he had a grudge against kids.</p>
<p>He made he Grinch look like Mother Theresa;</p>
<p>In one of the most memorable moments of the entire weekend he was making balloon animals for a bunch of kids.</p>
<p>He called out a little kid onto the stage &#8211; he must have been all of about 3 years old.</p>
<p>El Grincho: &#8220;What animals do you like?&#8221;</p>
<p>The kid: &#8220;Dogs&#8221;</p>
<p>El Grincho: &#8220;Great, let me make you one.&#8221;</p>
<p>And he did.</p>
<p>Then he placed it on the floor in front of the kid (and hundreds of other kids watching) and said;</p>
<p>&#8220;This dog can do tricks &#8211; watch this, it can play dead&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>And then he stamped on it, burst it and handed and the floppy rubber mess to the little kid.</p>
<p>Harsh.</p>
<p>Admittedly &#8211; he made another one for the little boy but it got me thinking:</p>
<p>It&#8217;s like marketing.</p>
<p>You don&#8217;t want to promise one thing and then burst your prospects dreams by not delivering on it.</p>
<p>So when Omar Martin and I say we are going to show you EXACTLY what we did to make $383,004.68 in 60 days on Wednesday&#8217;s live training event this is exactly what you&#8217;re going to discover.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s jam-packed content all the way and if you can take notes fast enough you will have a &#8220;Six Figures in Sixty Days&#8221; Action Plan at the end of the live training.</p>
<p>And in the name of complete transparency I&#8217;ll tell you now;</p>
<p>We will also be pitching something very cool and very expensive at the very end of the training.</p>
<p>So if you&#8217;re of a nervous disposition, have a heart condition or come out in boils at the sight of a great offer then don&#8217;t attend.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the link to attend this live training and learn how to make 6 figures in 60 days;</p>
<p><a href="http://launchpadclassroom.com/registration/">http://launchpadclassroom.com/registration/</a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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