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	<title>Michael Cheney BlogBeam me up Captain Zuckerberg! &#8211; Michael Cheney Blog</title>
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		<title>Beam me up Captain Zuckerberg!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2015 14:30:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Cheney</dc:creator>
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				<description><![CDATA[How cool would that be? Having the ability to teleport yourself to somewhere else in the world in mere seconds. I personally would teleport myself to a Rihanna concert to play lead guitar until security notices and kick me off the stage. It would be worth it. I would also teleport myself to see the [&#8230;]]]></description>
					<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" src="https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/facebook.png" alt="facebook" width="225" height="225" class="alignright size-full wp-image-3056" srcset="https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/facebook.png 225w, https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/facebook-150x150.png 150w, https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/facebook-35x35.png 35w, https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/facebook-82x82.png 82w" sizes="(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px" />How cool would that be?</p>
<p>Having the ability to teleport yourself to somewhere else in the world in mere seconds.</p>
<p>I personally would teleport myself to a Rihanna concert to play lead guitar until security notices and kick me off the stage.</p>
<p>It would be worth it.</p>
<p>I would also teleport myself to see the Dalai Lama.</p>
<p>I would love to have a conversation with him.</p>
<p>Oh well:-</p>
<p>Too bad teleportation isn’t possible right?</p>
<p>Actually…</p>
<p>It is possible.</p>
<p>There is this new Facebook money method which is just like being teleported directly to the money on Facebook. </p>
<p>You don’t have to waste time and money trying to find where the rich prospects are on Facebook because this method takes you right there and lets you monetize ASAP. </p>
<p>BTW:-</p>
<p>You don’t need to advertise either.</p>
<p>All is revealed in a new method called “Total Facebook Takeover”.</p>
<p>And… </p>
<p>For a limited time, you will get 50% off by using the special discount coupon on the page.</p>
<p>So pack your bags and get ready to teleport yourself to where the money is on Facebook;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.michaelcheney.com/facebook-takeover/">http://www.michaelcheney.com/facebook-takeover/</a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>c) Copyright 2015. All rights reserved. Please do not try to copy or swipe this because even my lawyers have lawyer</p>
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