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	<title>Michael Cheney BlogMy assistant&#8217;s head fell off, BOINK! &#8211; Michael Cheney Blog</title>
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		<title>My assistant&#8217;s head fell off, BOINK!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2016 13:31:10 +0000</pubDate>
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				<description><![CDATA[My assistant, John, is the best. He says the funniest things. Take yesterday. His internet service went down for a couple of hours and after it had been restored he told me on Skype; &#8220;Losing the internet is like your head falling off.&#8221; It&#8217;s true. What would you do if you couldn&#8217;t get online today? [&#8230;]]]></description>
					<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My assistant, John, is the best.</p>
<p>He says the funniest things.</p>
<p>Take yesterday.</p>
<p>His internet service went down for a couple of hours and after it had been restored he told me on Skype;</p>
<p>&#8220;Losing the internet is like your head falling off.&#8221;</p>
<p>It&#8217;s true.</p>
<p>What would you do if you couldn&#8217;t get online today?</p>
<p>When you do things right, it won&#8217;t make any difference.</p>
<p>The way I teach people to set up their &#8220;constant sales funnels&#8221; on Facebook means you can be offline for days and you&#8217;ll still be getting leads and making sales.</p>
<p>This is one of the reasons my Fan Page Money Method is so popular (9,598 happy customers and counting).</p>
<p>And right now, as a little New Year&#8217;s gift for you, you can get 33% off the Report (and the kick-ass Videos and Traffic Pack too).</p>
<p>Just enter the coupon code &#8220;fastcash&#8221; on the cart pages to get 33% discount off each item you invest in.</p>
<p>So make sure your head&#8217;s screwed on right and bounce on over to;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.fanpagemoneymethod.com">http://www.fanpagemoneymethod.com</a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>c) Copyright 2015. All rights reserved. Please do not try to copy or swipe this because even my lawyers have lawyer</p>
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