Because I don’t have anything to pitch you.

Now yes;

Of course I could just go ransack JVZoo and find any old bunch of crap to mail out but that’s not my style.

I only promote the best of the best.

Things where I personally know the vendor and I’ve used the product myself.

So today is blank-a-roo.

But hold onto your undercrackers because things will be hotting up tomorrow;

Scorchio.

If you’ve always had a niggling suspicion the rich guys in IM were doing something “different” then guess what?

You’re right.

And tomorrow you’ll discover what the something is and how you can get a piece of it.

But I gotta warn you (what use is an email without a warning eh?);

* This will be expensive

* You probably won’t be a good fit

* It’s highly likely you won’t be able to afford it

So until tomorrow, get some rest because you’re gonna need it for the email onslaught coming your way.

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