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		<title>Percy Penguin can BITE my shiny metal ass..</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2016 05:57:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Cheney</dc:creator>
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				<description><![CDATA[My kids love playing in the bath. One of their favorite toys is Percy the Penguin. He&#8217;s a little wall-mounted dude with flippers, wheels and eyes which spin round. My kids go nuts over it But here&#8217;s the rub:- Percy&#8217;s bits only spin around when water is being poured into the top of his head. [&#8230;]]]></description>
					<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" src="https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/penguin-23253_640-300x270.png" alt="penguin-23253_640" width="300" height="270" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1126" srcset="https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/penguin-23253_640-300x270.png 300w, https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/penguin-23253_640-444x400.png 444w, https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/penguin-23253_640-82x74.png 82w, https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/penguin-23253_640-600x541.png 600w, https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/penguin-23253_640.png 640w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />My kids love playing in the bath.</p>
<p>One of their favorite toys is Percy the Penguin.</p>
<p>He&#8217;s a little wall-mounted dude with flippers, wheels and eyes which spin round.</p>
<p>My kids go nuts over it</p>
<p>But here&#8217;s the rub:-</p>
<p>Percy&#8217;s bits only spin around when water is being poured into the top of his head.</p>
<p>So I end up having to constantly pour water in there to keep the kids happy at bath time.</p>
<p>Damn you Percy Penguin.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s like the life of an IMer;</p>
<p>If you stop pouring water in (traffic) then the good stuff (money) stops happening.</p>
<p>But when you join iPro the opposite is true.</p>
<p>You can send traffic today and be paid once today, paid more tomorrow, paid more next week and paid more next year.</p>
<p>It could be just a few clicks you send.</p>
<p>Why?</p>
<p>3 simple reasons:-</p>
<p>#1. Because every person you send into the iPro funnel is hard-coded (not cookied) as yours for life. So it doesn&#8217;t matter when they buy &#8211; you&#8217;re getting the money.</p>
<p>#2. There&#8217;s some juicy recurring products in the iPro funnel which pay you 90% commission and a few of these buyers soon adds up.</p>
<p>#3. Dean and his team at iPro are constantly following up with every single lead while you do nothing.</p>
<p>True story:</p>
<p>One of the iPro partners made a blog post promoting iPro over a year ago.</p>
<p>Fast-forward to this month and he just got a $1000 commission from someone who clicked his blog link a year ago.</p>
<p>How d&#8217;you like them apples?</p>
<p>Send the traffic.</p>
<p>Make money right away.</p>
<p>Make some more money.</p>
<p>Keep making money.</p>
<p>(Meanwhile the traffic could have stopped.)</p>
<p>Now of course &#8211; nobody in their right mind would stop sending traffic to a money machine like this so what happens is the sales build up and multiply and you&#8217;re getting so many commissions you don&#8217;t even know where they&#8217;re coming from.</p>
<p>So if you&#8217;re sick of having to pour water into your Percy the Penguin business join iPro today (it closes down at midnight EST);</p>
<p><a href="http://www.iWantiPro.com">http://www.iWantiPro.com</a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>c) Copyright 2015. All rights reserved. Please do not try to copy or swipe this because even my lawyers have lawyer</p>
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