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	<title>Michael Cheney BlogWhy most email &#8220;swipes&#8221; suck a monkey-schlong (and what to do about it) &#8211; Michael Cheney Blog</title>
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		<title>Why most email &#8220;swipes&#8221; suck a monkey-schlong (and what to do about it)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2016 04:46:18 +0000</pubDate>
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				<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;re trying to carve out a living as an affiliate. You go to the vendor JV page to grab the swipes and you see one of three things; #1. They ain&#8217;t even bothered to create any swipes for you (they&#8217;re too busy tweaking the product and salesletter). #2. They&#8217;ve puked up some regurgitated garbage based [&#8230;]]]></description>
					<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re trying to carve out a living as an affiliate.</p>
<p>You go to the vendor JV page to grab the swipes and you see one of three things;</p>
<p>#1. They ain&#8217;t even bothered to create any swipes for you (they&#8217;re too busy tweaking the product and salesletter).</p>
<p>#2. They&#8217;ve puked up some regurgitated garbage based around the &#8220;Hey&#8221;, &#8220;Check this&#8221;, &#8220;New amazing formula&#8221; and other subject lines from the 1880s.</p>
<p>#3. They know their onions, it&#8217;s a blue moon and somehow they give you awesome swipes (hardly happens and even when it does you don&#8217;t wanna send what everyone else is sending anyway)</p>
<p>The problem here?</p>
<p>You&#8217;re trying to make good coin as an affiliate but you&#8217;re not getting the right tools to be able to fulfil on the promise to yourself.</p>
<p>This is where I was.</p>
<p>Then I found a way to create emails which get more opens, more clicks and more sales.</p>
<p>Emails which people love.</p>
<p>Emails which people look forward to receiving and even SAVE in a special folder on their hard drive.</p>
<p>And &#8211; most importantly &#8211; emails which make me an F-ton of money every single month.</p>
<p>($294,884.05 banked in email commissions in the past few months alone).</p>
<p>Of course I started getting questions from my peers, prospects and customers about what I was doing and how they could copy these results for themselves.</p>
<p>Well here&#8217;s the answer and there&#8217;s too extra cool things about this new training from me;</p>
<p>#1. You can do this even if you only have a handful of people on your list</p>
<p>#2. There&#8217;s not a single monkey schlong in sight</p>
<p>Grab a vine and swing on over to this link;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.michaelcheney.com/email-black-ops/">http://www.michaelcheney.com/email-black-ops/</a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>c) Copyright 2015. All rights reserved. Please do not try to copy or swipe this because even my lawyers have lawyer</p>
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