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	<title>Michael Cheney BlogThe Walking Dead of Facebook &#8211; Michael Cheney Blog</title>
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		<title>The Walking Dead of Facebook</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jul 2016 07:44:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Cheney</dc:creator>
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				<description><![CDATA[There seems to be a lot of zombie marketers on Facebook. Check this… They’re all doing the same thing. Slow, lumbering human corpses in one line looking half dead and getting flesh eating-ly bad results from Facebook. They’re not making any money. Their ads aren’t working and they are wasting a lot of money on [&#8230;]]]></description>
					<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" src="https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/zombie-521243_640-150x300.png" alt="zombie-521243_640" width="150" height="300" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-675" srcset="https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/zombie-521243_640-150x300.png 150w, https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/zombie-521243_640-200x400.png 200w, https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/zombie-521243_640-82x164.png 82w, https://michaelcheney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/zombie-521243_640.png 320w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />There seems to be a lot of zombie marketers on Facebook.</p>
<p>Check this…</p>
<p>They’re all doing the same thing.</p>
<p>Slow, lumbering human corpses in one line looking half dead and getting flesh eating-ly bad results from Facebook.</p>
<p>They’re not making any money.</p>
<p>Their ads aren’t working and they are wasting a lot of money on Facebook.</p>
<p>They’ve been hypnotized and walking like zombies because of all the rubbish they see on Facebook.</p>
<p>They’re wasting time watching those stupid cat videos.</p>
<p>It’s contagious and more and more of these zombie marketers are appearing every day.</p>
<p>How do we stop this?</p>
<p>How can we put an end to all this madness?</p>
<p>We shoot them in the head.</p>
<p>Yup.</p>
<p>Everyone knows to kill a zombie you must shoot em in the head and destroy the brain.</p>
<p>And to kill a Facebook zombie, you must shoot them in the brain as well…</p>
<p>The Facebook brain.</p>
<p>You see:-</p>
<p>The Facebook brain is all the personal data Facebook gathers on every one of their users.</p>
<p>Their age.</p>
<p>Their marital status.</p>
<p>Their hobbies and interests.</p>
<p>And many, many other things I don’t have time to mention.</p>
<p>This kind of data in the hands of a smart marketer (who knows what to do with it) means lots of big moolah in their bank account.</p>
<p>Unfortunately:-</p>
<p>Most marketers don’t know what to do with this data and are forever destined for failure and to rot penniless.</p>
<p>Luckily for you though, my good friend Iva Embley is a master with Facebook data and knows exactly how to make money from it.</p>
<p>And now; </p>
<p>Iva wants to help you make money on Facebook too.</p>
<p>But don’t drag your feet on this one because this offer expires at Midnight Eastern on Sunday.</p>
<p>So grab your shotgun, aim for the Facebook head and cash in on Facebook zombie brains today; <a href="http://www.michaelcheney.com/fb-prospector/">http://www.michaelcheney.com/fb-prospector/</a></p>
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