He’s got an unseemly beard.

And he scares little children.

But Santa is not a douchebag.

Why?

Because he’s got a list.

Yes.

Unlike most would-be marketers out there Mr. Claus has got his shit together.

Whether he got all the names from a squeeze page remains to be seen but one thing is clear;

He has a list.

You need one too.

Because list = money dontcha know?

So put your favorite red pants on, grab a cup of cocoa and fill your sack with money-making goodness here;

http://www.michaelcheney.com/moneymakinglist/

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