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	<title>Michael Cheney BlogAre you the celery muncher of internet marketing? &#8211; Michael Cheney Blog</title>
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		<title>Are you the celery muncher of internet marketing?</title>
		<link>https://michaelcheney.com/blog/2016/12/09/are-you-the-celery-muncher-of-internet-marketing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2016 16:19:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Cheney</dc:creator>
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				<description><![CDATA[Did you know? Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat celery than the celery contains. This kinda reminds me of most newbies in internet marketing; They&#8217;re spending more money trying to make money than the money they&#8217;re making. Is this you? You can only do this for so long before you start [&#8230;]]]></description>
					<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did you know?</p>
<p>Celery has negative calories.</p>
<p>It takes more calories to eat celery than the celery contains.</p>
<p>This kinda reminds me of most newbies in internet marketing;</p>
<p>They&#8217;re spending more money trying to make money than the money they&#8217;re making.</p>
<p>Is this you?</p>
<p>You can only do this for so long before you start to slowly go insane, bankrupt and probably get divorced</p>
<p>(not necessarily in that order).</p>
<p>If you’ve been banging your head against a brick wall going around in circles in internet marketing and wondering why nothing you’re trying is working…</p>
<p>Let me give you the answer.</p>
<p>You are doing the WRONG thing.</p>
<p>I was in exactly the same position when I started out over 10 years ago and it was only getting real advice from a real successful guru in person that I was able to turn things around.</p>
<p>This year alone I made $1.1M online and I did it by only working 5 hours a day.</p>
<p>This is what I want to do for you.</p>
<p>Meet me in Edinburgh and I will show you everything.</p>
<p>Every single step you need to take.</p>
<p>So if you are serious about making money online, hurry over and grab your spot now (there aren’t many left);</p>
<p><a href="http://michaelcheney.com/go/the-room/">http://michaelcheney.com/go/the-room/</a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>c) Copyright. All rights reserved. Please do not try to copy or swipe this because even my lawyers have lawyer</p>
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