Michael Cheney BlogAs unwanted as a fart in a space suit – Michael Cheney Blog https://michaelcheney.com/blog Marketing. Uncovered. with Michael Cheney Sun, 12 May 2019 12:58:03 +0000 en-US hourly 1 As unwanted as a fart in a space suit https://michaelcheney.com/blog/2016/12/09/as-unwanted-as-a-fart-in-a-space-suit/ https://michaelcheney.com/blog/2016/12/09/as-unwanted-as-a-fart-in-a-space-suit/#respond Fri, 09 Dec 2016 20:22:37 +0000 Michael Cheney http://michaelcheney.com/blog/?p=5504 You know that old phrase about being as unwanted as a fart in a space suit?

Well there’s science behind it.

Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before going into space because passing wind in a space suit damages it.

Imagine;

NASA invest billions of dollars in all the technology, launch processes and equipment only for some muppet to parp in his suit and it’s game over.

It’s this kind of attention to detail which I put into my launches.

No not of rockets but of products.

My most successful launch did $1.9M in a week and is just one component in the training you will get from me during the Edinburgh weekend experience.

I’m going to show you everything I do to launch products in the most profitable way possible.

And don’t worry.

You can do this even if you are a newbie and you don’t have any expertise or experience whatsoever.

Plus, I’m also setting up everything for you;

– 100% commissions on all my products

– Instant payouts to your Paypal account

– I’ll build a landing page for you

– I’ll pre-populate your list with money-making emails

AND…

I’ll host your website for free forever.

So strap on your rocket boots and blast on over to this link before all the tickets have been zapped into orbit;

http://michaelcheney.com/go/the-room/

 

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