Michael Cheney BlogMy 5-year old daughter banned me from the iPad – Michael Cheney Blog https://michaelcheney.com/blog Marketing. Uncovered. with Michael Cheney Sun, 12 May 2019 12:58:03 +0000 en-US hourly 1 My 5-year old daughter banned me from the iPad https://michaelcheney.com/blog/2017/10/04/my-5-year-old-daughter-banned-me-from-the-ipad/ https://michaelcheney.com/blog/2017/10/04/my-5-year-old-daughter-banned-me-from-the-ipad/#respond Wed, 04 Oct 2017 14:58:49 +0000 Michael Cheney http://michaelcheney.com/blog/?p=7195 It’s her iPad.

(Or at least she likes to think it is).

In reality it’s my frickin iPad – I paid for the damn thing even though I never get to use it.

So when I went to check some sports results on it the other day I was dismayed to discover I kept entering the wrong unlock code over and over;

“Whaaaaa?”

This ain’t right, Padre.

Yep.

She’d changed the master password and unlocked me getting access.

Dagnammit.

It’s kinda like when you’re online;

You see people making all this money all around you but you’re locked out.

Locked out from the secrets.

Locked out from the money.

Locked out from the new lifestyle.

You need the access code.

The code which unlocks the hidden fortune awaiting you online.

The unlock code for the money is here;

http://www.michaelcheney.com/the-code/

 

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