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	<title>Michael Cheney BlogAttack of the sugar-crazed 3-year olds from hell &#8211; Michael Cheney Blog</title>
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		<title>Attack of the sugar-crazed 3-year olds from hell</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Nov 2017 05:45:58 +0000</pubDate>
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				<description><![CDATA[Once the cake came out I knew it was all going to kick off&#8230; It was a recipe for disaster from the start really; &#8211; A community hall full of 3-year olds &#8211; More sugar-based products than the Willy Wonka factory &#8211; And noisy party-trumpets handed out to each and every minion The next kid [&#8230;]]]></description>
					<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Once the cake came out I knew it was all going to kick off&#8230;</p>
<p>It was a recipe for disaster from the start really;</p>
<p>&#8211; A community hall full of 3-year olds</p>
<p>&#8211; More sugar-based products than the Willy Wonka factory</p>
<p>&#8211; And noisy party-trumpets handed out to each and every minion</p>
<p>The next kid tooted their trumpet and the exact same harsh tone came out of it.</p>
<p>And the next and the next and the next.</p>
<p>And before you know it &#8211; the whole room was reverberating to the dreadful cacophony of trumpet-tooting toddlers all blasting out the same awful note.</p>
<p>Kill me now.</p>
<p>And it set me thinking &#8211; it&#8217;s just like marketing;</p>
<p>Yikes.</p>
<p>One marketer starts tooting on a monotone party-trumpet and people take notice.</p>
<p>And before you know it you don&#8217;t hear trumpets &#8211; you just hear noise.</p>
<p>Ugh.</p>
<p>And this, my friend, is why you need to play a different tune online.</p>
<p>Because when you do &#8211; you stand out, you get noticed, you get listened to and you make sales.</p>
<p>A few years ago I was just tooting like every other marketer.</p>
<p>NOW:-</p>
<p>I play my own tune (thanks to the help of Omar Martin) and it&#8217;s helped take my business from losing money to making $100k a month.</p>
<p>And now, I&#8217;m going to teach you (as a totally free bonus) how to do the same thing;</p>
<p>Grab your unfair advantage here;</p>
<p><a href="http://michaelcheney.com/unfair/">http://michaelcheney.com/unfair/</a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>c) Copyright. All rights reserved. Please do not try to copy or swipe this because even my lawyers have lawyer</p>
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