Just this morning my postman turned up at the door and he says;

“I must talk to you about this new affiliate method.”

“Oh really?”, I said inquisitively.

“Yes”, he replied…

“It’s very exciting and everyone is talking about it – even your postman right now who’s referring to himself in the third person like some kind of weird wall-break in a movie.”

“I see”, I said, becoming sceptical.

He sensed my nervousness.

“Oh it’s not what you think Sir. This is a new method which actually works. Even your postman can do it.”

I did a mental facepalm in my head.

“Is there any frickin chance you could stop referring to yourself in the third person? Because when I recount this convo verbatim in an email on Thursday 3rd May 2018 to my list they’re gonna read this drivel and it’s gonna sound whack.”

“Okay, your postman won’t do that any more.”

I punched him.

But he did have a point –

this new affiliate method really is exciting, “first class” in fact (you see what I did there?).

Anyway enough reveries, go buy this thing;

http://www.michaelcheney.com/zero-promotion-method/

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