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		<title>You can bite my shiny metal ass</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2018 11:22:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Cheney</dc:creator>
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				<description><![CDATA[This is what Bender, the robot character from the TV show Futurama, likes to say. He&#8217;s a lovable rogue. The kind of robot you&#8217;d take to Vegas. But not the kind of robot you&#8217;d leave in charge of your kids, your house or your business. Unlike my good robot-friend Megabot &#8211; he&#8217;s a legend. Now [&#8230;]]]></description>
					<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is what Bender, the robot character from the TV show Futurama, likes to say.</p>
<p>He&#8217;s a lovable rogue.</p>
<p>The kind of robot you&#8217;d take to Vegas.</p>
<p>But not the kind of robot you&#8217;d leave in charge of your kids, your house or your business.</p>
<p>Unlike my good robot-friend Megabot &#8211; he&#8217;s a legend.</p>
<p>Now sure;</p>
<p>Megabot can&#8217;t talk, smoke cigars or come out with pithy one-liners but who cares?</p>
<p>Because Megabot can get you free traffic while you&#8217;re in Vegas (or wherever).</p>
<p>Yep &#8211; just set him to work and watch the traffic come &#8220;pouring in&#8221; as the goorooos say.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the link you need to get your very own traffic Megabot;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.michaelcheney.com/megabot/">http://www.michaelcheney.com/megabot/</a><br />
Michael Cheney</p>
<p>(c) Copyright. All rights reserved. Don&#8217;t even try to copy or swipe this email because even my lawyers have lawyers.</p>
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