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		<title>Roomba sucks. Geddit?</title>
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				<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not gonna lie; The first time I saw oneof those vaccuuming Roombarobots I nearly soiled myself. &#8220;WHAAAAA???! An actual robotdoing something useful?&#8221; I&#8217;m a nerd at heart. And all my childhood I&#8217;dread about and watched TVprograms about how robotswere going to revolutionizethe future. We&#8217;d all be pampered as robotsdid all our work, cleaning,cooking and [&#8230;]]]></description>
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I&#8217;m not gonna lie;</p>



<p>The first time I saw one<br>of those vaccuuming Roomba<br>robots I nearly soiled myself.</p>



<p>&#8220;WHAAAAA???! An actual robot<br>doing something useful?&#8221;</p>



<p>I&#8217;m a nerd at heart.</p>



<p>And all my childhood I&#8217;d<br>read about and watched TV<br>programs about how robots<br>were going to revolutionize<br>the future.</p>



<p>We&#8217;d all be pampered as robots<br>did all our work, cleaning,<br>cooking and even transported us<br>here and there.</p>



<p>Hogwash.</p>



<p>BUT:-</p>



<p>As it turns out &#8211; those<br>future-seers did get one<br>thing right. Robots have<br>ended up doing something<br>very cool for us;</p>



<p>Getting traffic.</p>



<p>Yessireee.</p>



<p>And now these robots are<br>waiting to get you tons<br>of moolah-making traffic;</p>



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