Michael Cheney BlogDawn of the Dead Traffic – Michael Cheney Blog https://michaelcheney.com/blog Marketing. Uncovered. with Michael Cheney Sun, 12 May 2019 12:58:03 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Dawn of the Dead Traffic https://michaelcheney.com/blog/2019/02/17/dawn-of-the-dead-traffic/ https://michaelcheney.com/blog/2019/02/17/dawn-of-the-dead-traffic/#respond Sun, 17 Feb 2019 16:45:22 +0000 Michael Cheney http://michaelcheney.com/blog/?p=8903 (silence)

This is normally what happens 
after you launch your latest 
traffic campaign;

(silence)

No stampede.

No horde of buyers.

No tsunami of clicks.

Just deafening, wallet-emptying 
silence.

Well I, on behalf of you and 
all us other members of the 
general public hereby say;

“BALLS TO THAT!”

We want traffic. 

And we want it now.

And we want it to be good traffic.

But, sorry, we don’t want 
to pay for it.

And, to be honest, we don’t 
even want to work for it.

So whaddya say?

Normally I’d tell you to 
take a long run off a 
short pier but today 
I have some good news 
for you.

Your insane free-traffic-demands 
have just been met;

https://www.michaelcheney.com/traffic-ivy/

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