Goes onto Amazon and buys a 10 kilo bag of swan and duck food.
Yep.
I shizzle you not.
I love my wife to pieces but, seriously, I pray every day for the day Amazon ceases trading.
Apparently feeding bread to the ducks is not how we do things in the Cheney household.
No.
We need scientifically-engineered and nutrionally-balanced swan and duck food (at $20 per bag I should add).
But let’s face it;
We all buy shizzle we don’t really need.
So today, stop yourself from buying that crap movie you’ll never watch, that T-shirt you’ll never wear and that duck food you’ll never eat.
And instead stump up 7 of your hard-earned greenbacks on something worthwhile instead;
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