#1. Break into Madonna’s house, steal her collection of cone bras and sell them on Ebay (are you liking these 90s references?)

#2. Grab a pair of fine cotton tights, put them over your head and then frequent a series of your local financial institutions brandishing your weapon of choice and a maniacal smile

#3. Become a footballer in the English Premier League

#4. Go see Mystic Meg and get a prediction on the mid-week lottery numbers then win the jackpot

#5. Invest in super cheap ready-to-sell software and flip it for a $203,000 winfdfall in just 7 days like this guy did;

http://www.michaelcheney.com/profit-windfall/

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