What do they all have in common?

No, they haven’t all starred in Spielberg-directed movies.

(Have they?)

Nah – what they have in common is they all have a list.

Geddit?

What’s that ye mumble? You don’t have a list?

Ah – well that’s where you’re wrong. you do have a mailing list, you see. Yesirree. And it’s a real money-maker too – you just hit “Send” and commissions come flooding to you like a veritable Cheese Tsunami.

I know this because I’ve seen the future.

And you have a list in it (the future).

Look, just go grab this okay? Thank me later Toto; http://www.michaelcheney.com/pop/

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