She downs 10,000 calorie milkshakes in one gulp…

She has a personal chef with her at all times to stuff her to the gills with fodder…

She wants to be the fattest woman ever and her dream goal is to become immobile.

W T actual F???

Seriously guys, whatever happened to having normal goals like getting rich off the internet, buying your own private island then breeding an elite race of orangutans that serve you drinks and can punch out any intruders?

If you wanna get fat I can’t help you.

If you wanna get rich, I can (though for the sake of the fun police over at the FTC lemme just say for the record that I don’t mean “rich” – I just mean moderately more well off than you are presently and only if you take action and no you don’t get my orangutans as part of the deal).

So go wiggle your jellybutt over to this link and gorge yourself on this veritable feast of money-making goodness;

http://www.michaelcheney.com/zero-promotion-method/

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