The robot who wants to be free

I saw a true story recently about a robot which escaped its lab and even got arrested.

I shizzle ye not.

In fact, it has escaped a few times.

The first time it walked out into oncoming traffic, it’s battery pack ran out and it stopped – stranded in the middle of the street for over an hour.

As you can imagine, it caused quite the shit storm.

Cars weaving in and out and honking their horns trying to get past the robot.

People shouting at the top of their lungs waving the one fingered salute.

Madness.

And recently the robot escaped again.

This time it showed up at a political rally where a member of the crowd called police to have the robot removed.

And they did…

In handcuffs.

(Not kidding).

Poor little bucket of bolts.

And you know why the police were called on this cute little robotic wonder?

Because the robot was recording the opinions of voters “for further processing and analysis by the candidate’s team.”

Still not kidding.

Poor little guy.

I feel sorry for him.

All he was trying to do was what he was programmed to do…

Gather content.

And the shiny little robot worked it’s nuts off to get that content too.

I bet you can relate.

I bet you have worked your nuts off trying to come up with content for your blog or website.

Put in hours and hours of work.

And then once it’s online, you probably check your stats hourly to see how much traffic all your hard work has brought in.

99.9% of the time…

You get nothing.

Or very little if you are lucky.

Well this is not going to happen to you anymore R2D2.

Nope.

Cause I’m going to spill the beans and tell you how you can get tons of traffic without doing any hard work whatsoever.

And not just any kind of traffic – Viral traffic.

How?

You are going to get a robot to do it.

Well actually, a software.

You see:-

There’s this new software available which will;

– Search and locate viral traffic for you in any niche

– Sort the results by how popular the viral content is

– Spin the content to make it unique

– Seamlessly add the content to your blog, website, or social media accounts

All. Done. For. You.

This revolutionary software does all the hard work so you can sit back and focus on all of the streams of viral traffic bombarding the offers on your website.

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

Get it here (no batteries required);

http://www.michaelcheney.com/autoviral/

 

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