#1. “I’m injured / sick / dead – please wire transfer me monies to account number *******”

#2. “If your product is so good give it to me for free and I’ll pay you back from the money I make”

#3. “What would you do you lost everything and had to start over from scratch with nothing? Like actually nothing. Nothing at all. What would you do to make money in 2 seconds (with nothing)?”

#4. “Hey. Thanks for your email – you should check out this great MLM opportunity by clicking on my crappy-looking downline link…”

#5. “I’ve gone through your product [ in the 30 seconds since they bought it ] and I already know everything inside it, please give me a refund.”

#6. “You send too many emails / You do too much marketing.”

#7. “I know you’ve spent 100 hours creating a salesletter and video which perfectly describes your product in infinite detail but please can I call you on the telephone as if it’s 1972 and talk about this proposition?” #8. “Please unsubscribe me because I am far too important to scroll down myself and click that confusingly titled ‘unsubscribe’ link myself.”

#9. “I cann haz eeengleesh nots so good. how many long times before money is making?”

#10. “I’ve personall been lookeding at your webssite [ with a spambot ] and would like to offer you SEO services at resaonable rates. We is vrey accurate in all we od.”

BUT:-

You know the single-most stupid thing people say to me?

#11. “I don’t have enough funds or time to make money online”

This is really stupid because with this opportunity you can start with just a few minutes and turn pennies into dollars, fast;

http://www.michaelcheney.com/opportunity

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