So I goes to turn on my computer this morning and blow me down if the darned thing isn’t already turned on…

So then I take a look at what’s on the screen and it looks like the dreaded blue screen of death.

Only worse.

This has like a smiling face.

Then it starts talking;

“Hello Michael. My name is Brian and I’m your computer.”

What the ACTUAL??

Check it out for yourself;

http://www.michaelcheney.com/the-code/

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