Wait til you hear this one;
Another whiner crawled out of The Great Douchebag of Shame only this time;
This guy didn’t even have the balls to email me directly – instead he messaged one of my IM buddies instead.
Nice.
Here’s what this wise sayer of truth had to say;
“Michael Cheney comes across as a sociopath with an extremely low level of EQ.
I could write my thoughts to him but I suspect he wouldn’t get it and would respond abusively.
[MC – little old me? ]
My inclination was to unsubscribe, which I did.
[MC – He didn’t. He couldn’t resist my sociopathic charms – but I unsubbed him anyway, more on that in a sec ]
My second inclination was to ask for a refund on the recent purchases but I decided I would just let it simmer for a little while longer, as I haven’t had a chance to go through his course yet and maybe it is good.
I predict that using upsells and one time offers will not outlast 2016.”
Yikes.
After wiping the tears of hilarity from my face about the “Impending doom of upsells” I gathered my sociopathic thoughts and penned the following reply;
“Dear ____,
1. I would have appreciated such candour personally
2. I say what I say and do what I do because it’s who I am and I’m not changing that for anyone. I also do it because it works.
The moment I get advice from someone making more than $60k a month online I will treat it with the attention it deserves.
Until then – it’s merely opinion and usually from someone with less experience, results and success than myself.
3. I polarize and it’s the only way to be – if you try to bend over backwards to please everyone you are vanilla and that is boring (and is salesmanship at its worst)
4. I’ve saved you the bother and have refunded you just now.
Just as you have a choice about who you do business with, so do I.”
I also unsubscribed him and blacklisted him from buying any of my products ever again.
Bam.
This is not about being abrasive or sociopathic.
It’s about being true to yourself, not taking crap from anyone and most importantly;
Doing.
What.
Works.
Like this;
This year I’ve already sold $275000 of products with my funnels;
And I’m going to show you how to do it in my secret, unreleased and uncensored video training “Six Figure Funnel Secrets”;
This is not for sale at any price.
You can only get this when you complete the following TWO steps;
#1. Buy Omar Martin’s “Funnel Boss” from the special link below
#2. Get your free bonus from me “Six Figure Funnel Secrets” delivered to your JVZoo account instantly after you order here;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/funnelboss/
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