Who am I calling stoopid?
Most definitely not you.
(It’s usually around this point that imbeciline narkotwerps start emailing me saying how they’re not stoopid)
My point – there is one, honest – is that you’re nothing in this game without one thing;
You knew that anyway before we engaged in this little email waltz together here.
But what you didn’t know is how to get it (for free).
Well now you do;
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