Knock, knock…

“Who’s there?”

It’s me Cheney, who did you
think it was?

Someone posing as me trying to
phish your credit card info?

Lookie here;

I’m wearing the “Hat of Opportunity”
today for you.

Hope you like it.

And with good reason;

What I’m about to convince
you to buy is one of the
biggest monster deals I’ve
ever seen.

And (more importantly) it’s
actually summink which will
add some greenbacks to your
tumbleweed-infested bank account.

Opportunity has knocked on
your door – time to open up
and let the money in;

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