(silence)
This is normally what happens
after you launch your latest
traffic campaign;
(silence)
No stampede.
No horde of buyers.
No tsunami of clicks.
Just deafening, wallet-emptying
silence.
Well I, on behalf of you and
all us other members of the
general public hereby say;
“BALLS TO THAT!”
We want traffic.
And we want it now.
And we want it to be good traffic.
But, sorry, we don’t want
to pay for it.
And, to be honest, we don’t
even want to work for it.
So whaddya say?
Normally I’d tell you to
take a long run off a
short pier but today
I have some good news
for you.
Your insane free-traffic-demands
have just been met;
https://www.michaelcheney.com/traffic-ivy/
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