It was 1999.

And before you ask – no I wasn’t wearing a gimp mask, it wasn’t *that* kind of dungeon…

This was an underground dungeon the head honchos over at Google don’t want you to know about.

And with good reason.

This is where evil, dumb and unfortunate internet marketers end up if they break Google’s hallowed and worshipped “rules”.

I fell into the category of “dumb” rather than evil.

My website (all about internet marketing) was getting some nice free traffic from Google towers.

So Mr. Genius over here decided it would be a good idea to ramp things up a little and multiply the volume of content on my website by 100 times.

Overnight.

Yeah. Exactly.

Told you I was dumb.

So I got some crappy spinning software and spewed out thousands of regurgitated content pages from articles I’d written.

Ahhh.

I sat back proudly and admired my work – excellent.

What could possibly go wrong?

Sadly, everything.

I didn’t realize Google would see right through my ridonkulous attempts to “game” their system and throw me in their underground slammer without the key.

The site was history.

Never to be ranked again.

The lesson?

Don’t be a dick like I was.

There are basically 2 ways to get number 1 on Google in 2015.

Way #1. Set aside several months (and hundreds of bucks) to trawl for backlinks, do back-breaking SEO work and buy expensive software.

Way #2. Get number 1 in just a few minutes without any of the hassle or expense here;

http://www.michaelcheney.com/number1-on-google/

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