I used to love the movie
“Short Circuit” when I
was a kid.

I dreamt of making my
own robot one day.

And how I would get it
to do my evil bidding
and beat up bullies,
get me all the ice-cream
I wanted and help me look
cool forever.

Well fast-forward to today
and all of that has come
true (but only in the sense
that is actually hasn’t).

BUT:-

Someone I know online HAS
managed to create their
own robots.

They won’t crush bullies
or get you ice-cream but…

They will get you traffic.

Which is nice.

Here’s the part where you
click the link and go buy it
or convince yourself you’re
already making enough moolah
online and don’t need any more;

https://www.michaelcheney.com/trafficbots/

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